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TRAPS - A Boss Keload To The Face

from Bro Splits by TRAPS/Sander Cohen

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lyrics

Cow

You get to that age when your friends start to die
And then you’re wondering when is your turn?
Mac! Ian!

I am super fucked and riding dragons
The word on the street means more to me
Than the words out your mouth
It’s no writing it’s just graffiti on the wall

Hope! In! Ice! Cream!
Yeah, yeah I know I’m cool
In my 30s, hanging with 20 year olds who told me so
Kissing Scalextrics put me off electric for life
Getting married put me off of my wife

I don’t go to London because it’s full of Londoners
Screw being called Jackie if your surnames not Chan
Aging’s like a disease, rotting your brain and making you sick
Agoraphobing out of choice, replacing your friends with Netflix
If I don’t get around to offending you all, please don’t be offended
Time flies when everyone’s dead
Punching through the walls of reality like Superboy Prime what a dickhead

Ready for anything that's why I'm here
My Dad's dead now I live life without fear
Don't trust me I'm only here for the speed
I'll keep on going until my nose bleeds
I can't stop thinking about my bits

Scrumpity, Frumpity
Dumpity doo
Do you feel, when you poo
Back go clickity click then ooooohhhh
Secrets out, like a dick in flies
I’m for no one but your mothers eyes
Drugs are cool, feed them to your kids
And on their naughty bits

What did we, what should we
What could we, what is cool?
Don’t you feel that you’re free?
Willy’s out at your best friend’s funeral
Sucking toes, sucking tits
Sucking dicks and chewing shit
You don’t know my penis

Shake! It! Like! A ba-by, ba-by, baby
She had opinions
So we beat her
Don’t be like Peter
Peter the people eater
Dogs don’t know they’re dogs
Dogs don’t know they’re dogs

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from Bro Splits, released February 24, 2022

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